Answer:
Petition: Distribute Sour Cream 'n' Bacon Ruffles to the U.S.
The Cause: "They're really tasty. Everyone I share them with agrees. And I'm tired of constantly having to drive over the border to buy them. They would sell well in the United States, if only given a chance."
Explanation:
Whew. This was a hard one. *Starts eating Sour Cream 'n' Bacon Ruffles*
